‘Darth Vader’ demands free land from Ukrainian government

 
Donning a long black cloak and a plastic light sabre, a man disguised as Darth Vader clambered up the stone steps leading to the city hall of the Ukrainian port city of Odessa. Irked by news that Odessa’s mayor had redistributed public land for private use, the “Star Wars” villain had come to claim a piece of it as his own.
 
Darth Vader’s visit to Odessa’s city hall on November 14 came on the heels of a decision by local officials to break up a slice of public land along the seacoast, and redistribute it to a handful of private owners – free of cost.
 
Citing a Ukrainian law that reportedly grants all citizens the right to own 1,000 square metres, the man in the Darth Vader costume protested the city’s move by demanding Odessa’s Mayor Aleksey Kostusyev also allot him a parcel of land to use as a landing site for his space cruiser.
 
Security guards at the entrance of the city hall couldn’t help but crack a smile as the Dark Lord of Sith explained that the mayor’s office would be sure to comply with his request, as it clearly also belonged to the Dark Side. Not all were amused, however – Russian media reported that at least one employee fainted at the sight of Vader’s approach.
 
Staff at Odessa’s city hall eventually filed Vader’s petition for free land, but the damage had already been done. A video of the Dark Lord’s stunt quickly went viral on the Internet, prompting local officials to issue a formal response saying that their decision to dole out parcels of public land for private was a mistake. Yet the story refused to die, forcing Ukraine’s President Viktor Yanukovich to promise he would investigate the issue.
 
Darth Vader visits Odessa’s city hall to demand a plot of land as a landing site for his space cruiser.
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"No normal mayor would ever rob his people of their land in such a way"

“Darth Vader” (who preferred not to give his real name) lives in Odessa.
 
It all began in September when Odessa’s mayor and the city council decided to break up 46 acres of public recreational land near Otrada, one of the city’s most popular beaches. It’s a place where people go to walk, jog or bike. Building on this site has always been forbidden, but one day our mayor, Aleksey Kostusyev, decided to redistribute it for private use. He gave it away for free to five people – all of whom he has close ties to. It stinks of corruption. So I decided I was going to get my 10 acres too.
 
I know that Kostusyev has gone over to the Dark Side because no normal mayor would ever rob his people of their land in such a way. It’s not the first time that something like this has happened, though. Back in July, there was another activist who fought the city’s plans to multiply parking costs by eight.
 
In order for the local government to pass such a piece of legislature, it has to be approved during a public hearing. Only a handful of people ever go to these meetings, all of whom have close ties to the mayor’s office. So everything on the mayor’s agenda always gets approved.
 
So this guy who fought the parking hikes, Mikhail Shmushkovich, managed to get a number of people to turn up at the hearing to vote against it. A second hearing was held one month after the proposal failed, and the people shot it down again. The city was losing tons of money because they couldn’t get their bill passed, so the mayor held a third hearing. On his way to the meeting, Shmushkovich was attacked near his house and beaten over the head with an iron bar. He wound up with a broken skull.
 
If there are more problems in our city in the future, I will be paying another visit to city hall – this time with my ‘Star Wars’ friends”.
 

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Citing a Ukrainian law :)

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